Images by @zounusual, Robbo

Very good at tennis and swimming in my youth, could have easily gone pro but now at age 50 I am not as confident. Usually shops at whole foods.

Very good at tennis and swimming in my youth, could have easily gone pro but now at age 50 I am not as confident. Usually shops at whole foods.

👏 parenting tip👏
You wanna get fit? You wanna do some running but it’s hard. Do You have to stop every 3 minutes to catch your breath? Does this sound like you? Yeah me to dawg. I’m about to give ya’ll the Jilly juice dawg, I’m bout to solve all ya’ll problems. Every time you stop running just pretend that you have just made your kid a sandwich and now he/she is going full melt down over the sandwich being cut in squares instead of triangles and it’s the last piece of bread so you can’t make anther one, so your just running away. Just sprinting as fast as you can, don’t stop running or he’s gonna catch you. then back home again because your a responsible parent. Parenting tip part 2: don’t actually do that)
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👏 parenting tip👏 You wanna get fit? You wanna do some running but it’s hard. Do You have to stop every 3 minutes to catch your breath? Does this sound like you? Yeah me to dawg. I’m about to give ya’ll the Jilly juice dawg, I’m bout to solve all ya’ll problems. Every time you stop running just pretend that you have just made your kid a sandwich and now he/she is going full melt down over the sandwich being cut in squares instead of triangles and it’s the last piece of bread so you can’t make anther one, so your just running away. Just sprinting as fast as you can, don’t stop running or he’s gonna catch you. then back home again because your a responsible parent. Parenting tip part 2: don’t actually do that) .

Being hot and having hot hair is everything to me. Live. Life. love. yo

Being hot and having hot hair is everything to me. Live. Life. love. yo

Listening to the people next door complaining about my terrible ukulele playing and realising my music career is already over.

Listening to the people next door complaining about my terrible ukulele playing and realising my music career is already over.

A self portrait inspired by the time I accidentally applied a lip balm containing bees wax which caused my mouth to swelled up (picture included, your welcome)

A self portrait inspired by the time I accidentally applied a lip balm containing bees wax which caused my mouth to swelled up (picture included, your welcome)

Back into it. Feels like it’s been ages since I drew anything

Back into it. Feels like it’s been ages since I drew anything

Holding my arm like this so y’all  can see I am cool

Holding my arm like this so y’all can see I am cool

Yo. Iv been trying to chill out and stay steezey but it’s been really difficult. My eyebrows are suffering. I spent all my money this week on red pens and white board markers so I just have to let them grow out until my refrigeration/ doll collecting business takes off. Thanks for all the support and please if you see me don’t comment on my eyebrows, it gets me #emotional.

Yo. Iv been trying to chill out and stay steezey but it’s been really difficult. My eyebrows are suffering. I spent all my money this week on red pens and white board markers so I just have to let them grow out until my refrigeration/ doll collecting business takes off. Thanks for all the support and please if you see me don’t comment on my eyebrows, it gets me #emotional .

I can’t, I gotta basketball game tomorrow

I can’t, I gotta basketball game tomorrow